Your app needs a real review
We don't just look at screenshots. We download your app, test it on real devices, and tell you exactly what sucks โ so you can fix it before your users do.
The feedback you're getting is ๐ฉ
Sound familiar?
Friends & Family
"It's great!"
(They didn't even open it)
Beta Testers
"Works fine for me"
(Tested for 30 seconds)
App Store Reviews
"1 star - doesn't work"
(Zero useful details)
Here's what you actually get
Real testing. Real feedback. Real results.
Real Device Testing
We download and use your app on actual iPhones and Androids
Screen Recording
Watch exactly how we experience your app, every tap recorded
Bug Documentation
Every issue documented with steps to reproduce
Competitor Analysis
See how you stack up against 3 competitors
ASO Review
Title, description, screenshots, keywords analyzed
Monetization Tips
Pricing, IAPs, and ad placement recommendations
Action Plan
Prioritized list: quick wins to long-term improvements
Brutal Honesty
No sugar-coating. Just the truth you need to hear.
Choose your roast level
From quick feedback to full teardown
Only 3 slots left this week โ we review manually, no AI shortcuts
Quick Roast
Store listing & first impressions
- โ Store listing analysis
- โ ASO quick check
- โ Red flags identified
- โ Quick wins list
- โ PDF report (1-2 pages)
- โ 24h delivery
Brutal Roast
Full app teardown + real device testing
- โ Everything in Quick Roast
- โ Real device testing
- โ Screen recording
- โ Bug documentation
- โ UX flow analysis
- โ 3 competitors compared
- โ Priority action plan
- โ PDF + Video report
- โ 72h delivery
Device Lab
Multi-device compatibility testing
- โ Everything in Brutal Roast
- โ 5+ devices tested
- โ iOS + Android coverage
- โ Phone + Tablet sizes
- โ Compatibility matrix
- โ Perfect for launches
- โ 5 day delivery
App not on the store yet? No problem โ we test via TestFlight & Google Play Internal Testing
100% Money Back
Not satisfied? Full refund.
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24-72h turnaround
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147 apps reviewed โข 98% satisfaction rate
"They found 12 bugs I never noticed. The screen recording was eye-opening โ I watched a stranger struggle with my 'intuitive' onboarding. Worth every penny."
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"Finally, honest feedback! My friends always said my app was great. RealAppReview told me my icon looked like 2010 clip art. They were right. ๐ "
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"Used Device Lab before my launch. Found a critical crash on iPad that would have killed my reviews. The $249 saved me thousands in bad ratings."
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Questions? Answers.
Depending on your tier, you'll receive a detailed PDF report (1-10 pages) with screenshots, analysis, and prioritized recommendations. Brutal Roast and Device Lab also include a screen recording video showing exactly how we tested your app.
Absolutely! We can test via TestFlight (iOS) or Google Play Internal Testing (Android). Just add us as a tester and we'll download and review your pre-release build.
Quick Roast: 24 hours. Brutal Roast: 72 hours. Device Lab: 5 days. We'll email you the moment your report is ready.
We offer a 100% money-back guarantee. If you feel the review didn't provide value, just email us within 7 days and we'll refund you in full. No questions asked.
Yes! We review all types of apps โ utilities, games, productivity, social, e-commerce, you name it. We adapt our review criteria based on your app category.
We're brutally honest, not brutally mean. Our goal is to help you improve, not to make you feel bad. We point out problems AND give you actionable solutions. Think of us as the tough-love friend every developer needs.
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Stop guessing what's wrong with your app. Get the brutal feedback you need to build something users actually love.
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